The Assignation of the Crazed Goatee Man

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    And a shadow fell over the land, and the world was riven stone from stone. The Oceans fled and the mountains were swallowed up and the nations fled to the eight corners of the world. The moon was blood and the living envied the dead. All was shattered.

                                    

            -Robert Jordan

                                                     The Eye of the World