"Man, Troy, you look like death warmed over. Did you get any sleep last night?" I said to my friend Troy, who was also helping out at the camp.

    "Some, not much, none at all, I think."

    "What happened?"

    "I met someone and I was up all night with them." He said with a yawn.

    "Really, who is she?"

    "I can't tell you."

    "Do I know her?"

    "I doubt it, but Steve does, so I really don't want to tell you, just yet."

    "Ahhh, come on man."

    "Nope, listen, since your so jealous I think I know the perfect girl for you..."

    "Really?" I asked suspiciously.

    "Yeah, her twelve year old cousin."

    I threw an empty coke can at him "That's disgusting. . ."

    "But I thought you were into that thing?"

    "Hell no, I like them young but not that young."